I’m only a nerd
When I look into the mirror.
Cuz’ I’m actually cool…
The chess player of the year.

This tape on my glasses?
Is because I got into a fight.
When some kid,
Dissed Pokemon last night.

My pants aren’t high waters,
They’re male Capris.
The drug I take is benadryl,
For all my allergies.

And I don’t need a girlfriend,
Cuz’ they play hard to get.
But I do date a model,
Via the Internet.

Every time I watch Star Wars,
I shed a little tear
But like I said, I’m only a nerd
when I look into the mirror.

By Evan James Griffin